Thursday, January 29, 2009

Rawr rawr rawr*

*means "I love you" in Dinosaur.

Just thought you should know, not that it's important information to you at anytime in the future, more in the past. Imagine waking up tomorrow and you have invented a time machine! Yeah, you woke up to it being invented, in you mind. Then you build it and go back in time, but since this is the first time that time travel has been used, or let alone hypothesized, it has a few problems. Like every movie/tv show/book I have read, time travel never works well for those involved.

So you arrive way later than you imagined you did, like 38 million years earlier, and your machine doesn't work for some reason. Stupid Physics! Curse you! Then you're stuck in the time of dinosaurs, and one inevitably comes up to you and starts growling. Well guess what? You can't communicate with the terrible thunder lizard, and you run screaming untimely into the mouth of another dinosaur. Your time travel days are over as is the human race's.

Now things would have gone a lot smoother if you had known the above phrase right? If you had just said it instead of running, you would be king/queen of the 38 million years ago. You would have had an awesome dinosaur posse that you command with love. Plus with your intricate knowledge of the future (assuming you studied history in school), you would teach them the ways of technology and investment, leading them to invest in IBM and Microsoft eras before anyone else. Making dinosaurs the majority stock-holders for said companies. Dinosaurs never died out and still rule the world... O... M... G... what have I done?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!