Thursday, February 12, 2009

Remember that gopher from 'Caddyshack'?

I was thinking to myself today and this is how it went.

"Self (I call myself 'self' whenever I talk to myself), why in the world do people actually think I (I don't call myself 'self' when I'm talking about me) am listening to them?"

And before self could answer...

"Why can't people realize, like we have (self was very confused at this time), that you don't need to talk all the time. Sometimes a little introspection goes really far. It helps iron out the wrinkles (and non-wrinkles) in my day."

It was at this time self spoke, and I went into a coma.

The doctor said that I wouldn't have made it through the night (as I had been walking naked through the woods in January when I collapsed) had no one found me. I'm sure glad Bigfoot (Sam, or Samson Selina Sasquatch for long) is my friend (story for another time), as self would have been no help.