Saturday, April 26, 2008

ow ow owwowow

I just passed a kidney stone, ow. No more soda ever, boycott. Stupid kidney's not doing their job.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Johnny Lee


This man is my hero. For less than one hundred dollars he has setup some amazing tech using Nintendo's wii remote. I watch this and wonder why people keep saying games consoles are toys? They have sophisticated technology involved, at some points more sophisticated than your P.C. or MAC. A 40 dollar infrared camera (essentially) can throw the game world upside down, not only that but benefit schools who don't have the necessary funds to teach children like bigger schools. That white board is amazing, and Microsoft makes basically the same thing for thousands more. Johnny, I am simply amazed.

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Monday, April 14, 2008

Z day approaches.

What did I tell you! Huh? Z-day approaches, and scares the bigooglies out of me. What is Z-day you ask? Well feeble mind, it's zombie day. The day the zombies come to gnaw on our heads until grey matter oozes out. It's coming and no one can stop it, except you. So go to your local town hall, sit in on a town meeting, and demand a viable zombie plan for the survivors of Z-day. I know for a fact that my town doesn't have a zombie plan, but I do. I have an individual zombie plan, and no you can't has it. If you don't feel like saving anyone, then by all means come up with your own, individual zombie plan. But if you feel you need to save others, then contact your local governments for a plan. Then make sure they implement it, nothing is worse than spending 2 million dollars and then finding out on Z-day that they squandered your resources, then it all goes to pot. Find out how to individualize your plan here. Until then, so long losers.

Thursday, April 3, 2008

My best and worst

So Salt Lake's own City Weekly just put out their 'best of '08', so I thought I would let you know my best and worst of last year. Just bear with me I guess.

Number 5;
Good- Samsung, their products are amazing, everything they put out is user friendly and easy to use. Plus setup with their HD televisions are quite easy.

Bad- Samsung, Although they have great products that are easy to use, when they break, it's really hard to get them fixed even under warranty, my HDtv is only a year old, and I have had it fixed twice. My friends HDtv was supposed to be replaced, but was replaced by a refurbished model that had a big black bar that went down the middle of the screen.

Number 4;
Good- The WGA, you may not think that the strike last year was good, but it did alot to help television. Crappy shows came on to replace the good ones and everyone just stopped watching, which was good, it meant people talked about their real lives and not television.

Bad- Hollywood Execs, those ones who wouldn't give the money that the WGA deserved. What a bunch of douches. It's their fault the strike went on as long as it did, cause they thought that all those crap shows were doing great, newsflash, no they suck.

Number 3;
Good- Rehab, it always is a good idea to get help, and all those celebrities do it.

Bad- Rehab, it never sticks, I think the RE in rehab, means 'Retard', that's who doesn't stick to it.

Number 2;
Good- Microsoft, had a great year, lot's of exclusives, good titles announced, surprise blockbusters, and the future just looks better for them. Plus XBL is awesome, and continues to improve.

Bad- Sony, your console is good, inexpensive Blu-Ray player, and that's all you have going for you. You're awesome games are 360 ports, your original games are few and far between, no backward compatibility, your controller sucks for FPS's. Sorry, still not interested.

Number 1;
Good- Bungie, feaking rules. Their plans to rule the world are slowly coming to fruition. They ended the massive trilogy that is halo, announced a movie based on the series, separated themselves from microsoft in order to achieve their own gaming ends. And will constantly love their fans, forever.

Bad- Bungie, loves their community, but treats them like crap. We just want to know more, yet it's so tightly guarded, if they say anything they probably will have to kill you. Just tell us what you are working on, yell at microsoft to make new Halo 3 maps free from day 1!

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Oh...

and happy april fool's day, that last one was no joke though.

Sorry

Yesterday was one bad day, starting with the bank and ending with my sis and mom. Today will be better for sure, I've a job interview at a screen printing place in clearfield. So that is awesome, plus I've been studying harder than before, cause I've got to catch up on school and such. The only sad thing is that I can't be playing so much Xbox, or watching too much television. So that's kind of a bummer. When I finally finish school, then maybe I'll get back into that, or not, we'll see. Still who wants to give up games like call of duty 4, especially when you are so awesome at it. I guess I'll have to for now. Stupid, just stupid.