Remember that gopher from 'Caddyshack'?

I was thinking to myself today and this is how it went.

"Self (I call myself 'self' whenever I talk to myself), why in the world do people actually think I (I don't call myself 'self' when I'm talking about me) am listening to them?"

And before self could answer...

"Why can't people realize, like we have (self was very confused at this time), that you don't need to talk all the time. Sometimes a little introspection goes really far. It helps iron out the wrinkles (and non-wrinkles) in my day."

It was at this time self spoke, and I went into a coma.

The doctor said that I wouldn't have made it through the night (as I had been walking naked through the woods in January when I collapsed) had no one found me. I'm sure glad Bigfoot (Sam, or Samson Selina Sasquatch for long) is my friend (story for another time), as self would have been no help.

Rawr rawr rawr*

*means "I love you" in Dinosaur.

Just thought you should know, not that it's important information to you at anytime in the future, more in the past. Imagine waking up tomorrow and you have invented a time machine! Yeah, you woke up to it being invented, in you mind. Then you build it and go back in time, but since this is the first time that time travel has been used, or let alone hypothesized, it has a few problems. Like every movie/tv show/book I have read, time travel never works well for those involved.

So you arrive way later than you imagined you did, like 38 million years earlier, and your machine doesn't work for some reason. Stupid Physics! Curse you! Then you're stuck in the time of dinosaurs, and one inevitably comes up to you and starts growling. Well guess what? You can't communicate with the terrible thunder lizard, and you run screaming untimely into the mouth of another dinosaur. Your time travel days are over as is the human race's.

Now things would have gone a lot smoother if you had known the above phrase right? If you had just said it instead of running, you would be king/queen of the 38 million years ago. You would have had an awesome dinosaur posse that you command with love. Plus with your intricate knowledge of the future (assuming you studied history in school), you would teach them the ways of technology and investment, leading them to invest in IBM and Microsoft eras before anyone else. Making dinosaurs the majority stock-holders for said companies. Dinosaurs never died out and still rule the world... O... M... G... what have I done?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Holy crap...

I just played two games of Halo 3 today, and boy did I suck. Oh man, I haven't played in almost a month, the rust is still in my fingers. Ugh, get it off.

Lold to the bank

Seriously, I've watched the Megaman 3 opening theme with lyrics video so many times I have memorized it, then I see this interview with the bosses, ROFL! It's like listening to old comedians from the 30's and 40's! Oh man, you gotta watch.

And here it comes...

Yeah, I mean Christmas. It's coming. Guess what I just remembered, I didn't renew my Xbox Live account yet, I think it expired yesterday. Oh well, without an Xbox it doesn't seem like a big deal.

The best thing about this time of year is the giving, mainly to others, but to someone else, I am the other. Hooray for all that people give me. And I could stand to give to others too. In fact this Satday, I am headed down to The Road Home shelter in SLC to donate blankets and towels that they desperately need. Then hit up some choir performances at Temple Square. Should be a good night.

We had a nice dinner for my Dad's birthday on last Satday. I think I played the drums on Rockband a little to hard because I was hurting yesterday. Weird how a game makes you hurt. I need to play a new game, like bad. I played the Resident Evil 5 demo last week and loved it. Man I wish I could get paid to write reviews of games, dreamjob! Or start my own game store, It's something I know, as I have worked in one, and it's something I like and can get excited about. How would I start that? Anyone have any ideas? Huh?

Wow no posts in over a month...

Yeah I'm bored. Why? Cause it's Christmas and I'm still in school.
'Well Matt, why not just do something in your spare time?'
Because there is nothing to do jerk.
'Wait Matt, you normally talk about games, so why don't you play some?'
Because my 360 has been in limbo for almost 3 months okay.
'What? Why?'
I had to sell it, thanks for bringing that up.
'Well you have other systems too, don't you?'
Yeah but none of them have the game I want to play. I miss Halo 3.
'I'm sorry, what can I do?'
Well Christmas is coming up...
'Um, what are you getting at?'
...and I don't have a 360...
'So...'
...or any of the accessories I once had...
'Oh I get it now.'
I miss all that worldly stuff so much it starting to hurt.

You know I had like 800 dollars worth of stuff, I think. Let's see, I had the Pro Console, a 120 GB HDD, an extra wireless controller, two battery packs, play and charge, the charge tower, wireless and wired headset, the messenger pad, the wireless adapter on the back. Not to mention the games, Halo 3; legendary edition, Gears of War, Shadowrun, Call of Duty 4, Halo CE, Halo 2, and Ninja Gaiden. I spent so much money on that stuff, I can't believe I miss it. I've never been so bored in my life as I have been without it.

Christmas miracle headed my way? Huh? Maybe? No, I'm totally dreaming here... dreaming in the morning... dreaming all through the day... and the night... and in my dreams... dreams... dreams... ADIDAXB360.

CANDY CORN VAMPIRE!!!

Guess what, guess what, guess what? I am eating a caramel apple sucker! I once gave my sister some and in return she was going to give me an entire bag or them, well I'm still waiting for that bag of candy, and like the China, I never forget. So um, what were we doing? Oh yeah, CANDY CORN VAMPIRE!!!