Happy Bungie Day

I <3 Bungie these days, why? Because of the way they make games with a great story and games with less than three. Today is Bungie Day, It is the day Bungie Studios designates as it's own, for a couple reasons. One is because they like the number 7, two is because last year on 7/7/07 they became and independent game developer, thus fulfilling step six of their seven step plan for world domination. It was quite awesome to hear that last year, because true Bungie fans knew that it meant less limitations on the way Bungie could develop games.

Now in all truthfulness, I don't know what is going to happen today, but I do know that Bungie Day is fast becoming my favorite holiday. We, the Bungie faithful and community, are granted a few great presents on Bungie Day, and today is no different. Today we get a FREE map! A remake of Halo: CE's Chill Out called Cold Storage, plus we get a new theme for our Xbox 360's along with some cool gamerpics.

Granted the day just started, but I am sure that we will get some awesome news about something today. Who knows, maybe some people might even get Recon Armor today. As for me I leave this for you all, Thanks Bungie <3.

Plop is what sound you make

I don't know what that means but it makes me happy. So I play lots of games and some more than other, and with that I say, I hate everyone who plays games. So there take that all of us, it hurts doesn't it. Why create stuff that just enrages people when they do bad? It's not that I'm not good, it's just everyone better is a jerk about it. Why would you decided that when you get better at something that you need to rub it in like mace in your face? I mean whenever I do better than someone else, what is the first words to come out of my mouth? It's good game, or 'gg' which is the international sign for good game, or sometimes it means 'I give up' or just conceding to someone. But when you win and start swearing and being an ass, no one can respect that. Even major league gamers (yes there are major league gamers, and they make some serious money and are great at what they do) talk trash during the game but afterwards it's time for you to be a good sport. Recently, at the MLG tournament in San Diego, the worlds best halo players came in 7th place, and what did they do when they lost? They shook hands with the people who beat them. Even the team that beat them shook their hands too. Point is if you're an ass, please stay away from my games, and I'll stay away from you and your assy ways. You ass.

ow ow owwowow

I just passed a kidney stone, ow. No more soda ever, boycott. Stupid kidney's not doing their job.

Johnny Lee

This man is my hero. For less than one hundred dollars he has setup some amazing tech using Nintendo's wii remote. I watch this and wonder why people keep saying games consoles are toys? They have sophisticated technology involved, at some points more sophisticated than your P.C. or MAC. A 40 dollar infrared camera (essentially) can throw the game world upside down, not only that but benefit schools who don't have the necessary funds to teach children like bigger schools. That white board is amazing, and Microsoft makes basically the same thing for thousands more. Johnny, I am simply amazed.

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Z day approaches.

What did I tell you! Huh? Z-day approaches, and scares the bigooglies out of me. What is Z-day you ask? Well feeble mind, it's zombie day. The day the zombies come to gnaw on our heads until grey matter oozes out. It's coming and no one can stop it, except you. So go to your local town hall, sit in on a town meeting, and demand a viable zombie plan for the survivors of Z-day. I know for a fact that my town doesn't have a zombie plan, but I do. I have an individual zombie plan, and no you can't has it. If you don't feel like saving anyone, then by all means come up with your own, individual zombie plan. But if you feel you need to save others, then contact your local governments for a plan. Then make sure they implement it, nothing is worse than spending 2 million dollars and then finding out on Z-day that they squandered your resources, then it all goes to pot. Find out how to individualize your plan here. Until then, so long losers.

My best and worst

So Salt Lake's own City Weekly just put out their 'best of '08', so I thought I would let you know my best and worst of last year. Just bear with me I guess.

Number 5;
Good- Samsung, their products are amazing, everything they put out is user friendly and easy to use. Plus setup with their HD televisions are quite easy.

Bad- Samsung, Although they have great products that are easy to use, when they break, it's really hard to get them fixed even under warranty, my HDtv is only a year old, and I have had it fixed twice. My friends HDtv was supposed to be replaced, but was replaced by a refurbished model that had a big black bar that went down the middle of the screen.

Number 4;
Good- The WGA, you may not think that the strike last year was good, but it did alot to help television. Crappy shows came on to replace the good ones and everyone just stopped watching, which was good, it meant people talked about their real lives and not television.

Bad- Hollywood Execs, those ones who wouldn't give the money that the WGA deserved. What a bunch of douches. It's their fault the strike went on as long as it did, cause they thought that all those crap shows were doing great, newsflash, no they suck.

Number 3;
Good- Rehab, it always is a good idea to get help, and all those celebrities do it.

Bad- Rehab, it never sticks, I think the RE in rehab, means 'Retard', that's who doesn't stick to it.

Number 2;
Good- Microsoft, had a great year, lot's of exclusives, good titles announced, surprise blockbusters, and the future just looks better for them. Plus XBL is awesome, and continues to improve.

Bad- Sony, your console is good, inexpensive Blu-Ray player, and that's all you have going for you. You're awesome games are 360 ports, your original games are few and far between, no backward compatibility, your controller sucks for FPS's. Sorry, still not interested.

Number 1;
Good- Bungie, feaking rules. Their plans to rule the world are slowly coming to fruition. They ended the massive trilogy that is halo, announced a movie based on the series, separated themselves from microsoft in order to achieve their own gaming ends. And will constantly love their fans, forever.

Bad- Bungie, loves their community, but treats them like crap. We just want to know more, yet it's so tightly guarded, if they say anything they probably will have to kill you. Just tell us what you are working on, yell at microsoft to make new Halo 3 maps free from day 1!

Oh...

and happy april fool's day, that last one was no joke though.