Screw the IRS and my bank.

Neither knows where the hell my tax refund went. Screw them, I've been on hold with one or the other for 3 hours today, and each keeps blaming the other one. Screw you guts. Just admit to a problem and let me get on with my life. Give me my money back, I want my money back you bitches. Why can't people admit they screwed up, and the IRS won't do a thing till they can confirm the money is sent back to them, and my bank has no record of receiving it, so they say. WTF! Fuck this government. Great job Bush, if you're an ass. ARRRGGGHH, I've been on hold now for half an hour with the IRS waiting for someone to pick up! This is like the time my Xbox 360 broke and I was on hold for half an hour just trying to get someone on the line, and then I got someone on the line, and they told me to do something, like take off my hard drive and it should work. So I did, and it still didn't work! So I called back and waited another fifteen minutes before someone actually said they could help, and were going to repair it, except that it took 4 weeks to get it back, when they said it would take 2 and then the only compensation I got for the extra wait was a free month of XB Live service! Screw you people. You can all bite my shiny metal ass.

Zombie plans for the future...

Everyone needs a zombie plan, please tell me you have one? I have one, I'm not telling though, I mean what if you became a zombie and you knew my plan? You would come straight for me once the food started getting scarce. Uh-uh, I'm not breathing a word of it, just that it involves sharks, shotguns, xbox, and the Pacific Ocean. Try putting that together. Dare ya. Although I do like the plan about going into the Alaskan wilderness until the zombies freeze to death, for a second time I guess. I know that all GPer's have zombie plans, cause they have to just to join. I've personally heard them all. If you don't have a zombie plan, you know what you are? Stupid, just stupid.

I think that if the candidates for president were to somehow incorporate a zombie plan into their running platform, then maybe I would settle on a candidate. They have exactly "blank" months to get one. This is totally simple, do it.

Eaztarzzzz

BLargh, BlaARrgH, Rawr. I'm so sick from all the candy, (I ate two pieces, yeah, I know) and can barely stand from the sugar rush I'm having. I taught school today, sunday school, it was about sexual immorality. That would have been not so hard (ladies?) except that I teach 13 and 14 year olds. Owkswards.

For some raisin my taxe refund this year didn't get direct deposited into my bank account, so I have to deal with that tomorrow at the bank. Not fun for anyone, except for my bum and the sun. Bums, they are awesome, what a great life, they don't have to go to work if the don't want too. (close up on a bum's face who just overheard that, and cue tears.)

>eat-up.exe

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No ending for old men...

Seriously? Are you serious? Srsly? No country for old men, are you serious? You had no ending, wtf. Don't movies have to have some sort of point? Or at least some plot. Just when you get involved in the movie, it's like they puked on the ending, then threw it away, and tried to read it from 3 miles away, with a magnifying glass. I bet those Coen brothers said, "I know let's make a movie that doesn't have an ending and ends all artsy, then it will get an oscar nod and we will laugh and laugh." Stupid, just stupid.

Well I bought COD4 recently and regret it not a lick, well I didn't really buy it so much as trade in existing games for it. My old game store is now turning into a gamestop type store. There is a reason why I didn't go to, or work for gamestop, and now my old store is changing everything about them to copy the number 1 game retailer in the US. Now I promise you, if I took the exact policies that game crazy was set up under back when it wasn't owned by movie gallery, I could make a very successful store, maybe name it GamePharmacy, or something like that, to keep with the GP thingz. In fact I want to start that up. Who wants to help? Anyone got some money to invest set me up the email. It's a big industry that game one, 40 bill. last year to show just how big.

go to digitalph33r.blogspot.com and watch all videos. Do it. Will be on COD4 tonight, send a message over XBL. gigglepie ftw.

"...on my speck, people eat rainbows and poop butterflies."

Girbauds, remember those? Remember how everyone you know had to own a pair or you sucked? Do you even know how to say it? If I read that phonetically, I wouldn't think, oh that's not said the way it's spelled? Jir-bows, that's how you say it. Stupid, just stupid. Those pant'sslashshorts were ugly anyway. I didn't ever want a pair, and then all of a sudden, everyone is all, do you have girbauds? No. Cause I'm not a moron. Why do I need ugly pants that cost a fortune. Stupid. Why do people get caught in those fads, like Ugg boots, those suck too. And do you think that the eskimo's get any of the profit's there? Huh? Do ya? No, and the invented them, cept they call them mukluks and they are much nicer. You weird girls who where those ugly knee-high ones, stop right now, or I'll make you wear girbauds, then you will know just how stupid you lookslashwill look. Stupid, just stupid.

Oh and go see 'Horton Hears a Who', funniest movie I've seen in a long time. See Hollywood, and Will Farrell, you don't have to be rated R to be funny. Jerks. "Chessmate."

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Sorry for the post of no calibur, but I had to post it.

What happened to end bosses?

I remember the days when NES was called nintendo, and in those days games had bosses. Now I know what your thinking, but matt, they have bosses in video games, well shut up. I know that, but remember real bosses? Like in megaman, or ninja gaiden? Those were bosses, not like Saren in Mass Effect, and Atlas in Bioshock. They may be the ones at the end of the game, but are far from bosses. Bosses are Goro, Abobo, Red Falcon. There are games nowadays that have legitimate end bosses, but they are becoming few and far between. I'll give you a short list...

4. Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence-The best boss is your mom, or sort of your mom. Boss has a name to live up too, and does quite well. She is tough, has tricky attacks and takes a while to defeat and exhausts you as well. Not only is she hard to beat (if you play right) but she plays an intrigual part of the story. No spoilers here, I promise, but I will make here number 4 on the list for it.

3. Legend Of Zelda: Twilight Princess-Now most Zelda games end with a nice boss battle and dungeon battles to boot, but TP does this better than most of them. Ganondorf and his minions always make for great games, and Ganon/Ganondorf end up being your final battle. Now nintendo understands not to mess with a winning formula (sometimes), but no messing was done here.

2. Gears of War-Throw this game in, I know you have it, and go straight to the fight with RAAM on Insane, tell me that doesn't deserve to be on this list. It has multiple facets throughout the battle, stay in the light, watch his chaingun, watch for the kryll shield to leave, head for troika (depending on how you play). One of the best OMG moments in gaming cinema.

1. Halo 2-Now it's weird that a first person shooter can have a great boss battle, but the battle with brute leader Tarturus, is an unexpected pleasure. Most FPS have some sort of boss but never try to make it fun, usually it's duck and cover, then fire the biggest gun you have at him/her over and over, like in GoW, but this adds the extra OMG factor of his Fist of Rukt combined with his invulnerability. I absolutely love to fight him, especially on legendary, it's a great fight, especially when you start running out of ammo. It's a great story coupled with one amazing boss, that's why I made it number 1.

Please, developers, remember those games that made you want to make them? Remember how boss battles mad you feel? Even if it was impossible to beat, it made the game worth playing. Please believe me, I know what I'm talking about.