Demolition derbies are fun.

It seems evertime I blog, the Simpsons is on. Tells you how my life goes huh? I have heartburn, ow, ow, owwww.

I don't know what is spewing from my fingertips to the screen but here goes, uh, um, fuh? I'm bored, I don't want to play games anymore, they hurt my eyes and my head. I haven't been very social lately either, not by choice either, it seems everytime I want to do something, nothing doin' with my friends, boooooooo.

I did see Eagle Eye though, it sucked. At first I was very intrigued, but after a half an hour of pretty cool action, they decided to reveal the big twist. Then they leave you with an hour and a half of trying to resolve everything. It was poorly executed to say the least. Why couldn't they reveal the big twist later and keep the awesome action up til the end. And then at the end everything wraps up in a nice package and then they seal it with happy tape and a corny bow. Thank you writers of the Transformers movie (which I hate now) for exec. producing this pile.

If I have learned anything from video games, it is that artificial intelligences always go rampant and then someone needs to save the day. I'll do it this afternoon.

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 28, 2008

After almost an entire week of playing Halo 3, I'm taking a break. I realized last time I posted, all I talked about was Halo and Bungie, so I won't talk about it this time.

So last week was Halo 3's anniversary, and two days before that was the anticipated TU2 (Title Update 2). Needless to say I think that the update was very well accepted, that's why I spent all week on Halo. It was fun and cool.

Also my brother comes home in a month. Awesome, Jake is super cool and will be super awesome when he comes home. Did that last sentence make sense? I think I meant that IT will be super awesome. We just have to wait a month, good job Jake. Missionaries are tough. Did you know he weathered a hurricane in Houston? Did you? HUH?!? HUH!!!!!?

Well some stuff happened last week, so the only advice I can give is, get a cat. They are good for companionship, plus are an excellent food source. Okay that's not so true, they are horrible companions. Now dogs, there is an animal that does things. With that I take my leave, or stop typing, whatever.

Happy Bungie Day

I <3 Bungie these days, why? Because of the way they make games with a great story and games with less than three. Today is Bungie Day, It is the day Bungie Studios designates as it's own, for a couple reasons. One is because they like the number 7, two is because last year on 7/7/07 they became and independent game developer, thus fulfilling step six of their seven step plan for world domination. It was quite awesome to hear that last year, because true Bungie fans knew that it meant less limitations on the way Bungie could develop games.

Now in all truthfulness, I don't know what is going to happen today, but I do know that Bungie Day is fast becoming my favorite holiday. We, the Bungie faithful and community, are granted a few great presents on Bungie Day, and today is no different. Today we get a FREE map! A remake of Halo: CE's Chill Out called Cold Storage, plus we get a new theme for our Xbox 360's along with some cool gamerpics.

Granted the day just started, but I am sure that we will get some awesome news about something today. Who knows, maybe some people might even get Recon Armor today. As for me I leave this for you all, Thanks Bungie <3.

Plop is what sound you make

I don't know what that means but it makes me happy. So I play lots of games and some more than other, and with that I say, I hate everyone who plays games. So there take that all of us, it hurts doesn't it. Why create stuff that just enrages people when they do bad? It's not that I'm not good, it's just everyone better is a jerk about it. Why would you decided that when you get better at something that you need to rub it in like mace in your face? I mean whenever I do better than someone else, what is the first words to come out of my mouth? It's good game, or 'gg' which is the international sign for good game, or sometimes it means 'I give up' or just conceding to someone. But when you win and start swearing and being an ass, no one can respect that. Even major league gamers (yes there are major league gamers, and they make some serious money and are great at what they do) talk trash during the game but afterwards it's time for you to be a good sport. Recently, at the MLG tournament in San Diego, the worlds best halo players came in 7th place, and what did they do when they lost? They shook hands with the people who beat them. Even the team that beat them shook their hands too. Point is if you're an ass, please stay away from my games, and I'll stay away from you and your assy ways. You ass.

ow ow owwowow

I just passed a kidney stone, ow. No more soda ever, boycott. Stupid kidney's not doing their job.

Johnny Lee

This man is my hero. For less than one hundred dollars he has setup some amazing tech using Nintendo's wii remote. I watch this and wonder why people keep saying games consoles are toys? They have sophisticated technology involved, at some points more sophisticated than your P.C. or MAC. A 40 dollar infrared camera (essentially) can throw the game world upside down, not only that but benefit schools who don't have the necessary funds to teach children like bigger schools. That white board is amazing, and Microsoft makes basically the same thing for thousands more. Johnny, I am simply amazed.

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Z day approaches.

What did I tell you! Huh? Z-day approaches, and scares the bigooglies out of me. What is Z-day you ask? Well feeble mind, it's zombie day. The day the zombies come to gnaw on our heads until grey matter oozes out. It's coming and no one can stop it, except you. So go to your local town hall, sit in on a town meeting, and demand a viable zombie plan for the survivors of Z-day. I know for a fact that my town doesn't have a zombie plan, but I do. I have an individual zombie plan, and no you can't has it. If you don't feel like saving anyone, then by all means come up with your own, individual zombie plan. But if you feel you need to save others, then contact your local governments for a plan. Then make sure they implement it, nothing is worse than spending 2 million dollars and then finding out on Z-day that they squandered your resources, then it all goes to pot. Find out how to individualize your plan here. Until then, so long losers.